Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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