i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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