No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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