she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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