but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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