Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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