just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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