I am puke
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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