All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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