Did you just see the Batmobile???
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I will be naked everywhere
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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