Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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