is your mom at the bar?
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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