Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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