so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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