He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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