i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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