please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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