it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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