I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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