Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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