I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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