Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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