The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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