Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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