i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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