ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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