great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
