Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I love you.
Bad choice
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