his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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