Have you finally orgasmed yet?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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