Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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