As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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