Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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