Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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