I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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