she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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