i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
my penis made a compromise with my morals
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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