question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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