He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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