DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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