i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
please come you make the beer taste better
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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