Me too!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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