There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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