: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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