I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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