16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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