there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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