She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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