i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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