You're so nebulous sometimes
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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