If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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