I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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