just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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