So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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