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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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