i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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