I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.