Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

D3 body, D1 cock

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(773): View more from Illinois

you want me

(978): View more from Massachusetts

i'd rather choke on a dick.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

(303): View more from Colorado

Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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(205): View more from Alabama

he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?

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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(757): View more from Virginia

adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work

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(614): View more from Ohio

His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�

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