Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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