: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Congratulations! We have a period
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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