Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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