K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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