He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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